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It’s that time again

By Moogy on July 8, 2010

HERE’S MY FUCKING SUMMER 2010 PREVIEW POST IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT YOU CAN SUCK SHIT WHILE BURNING IN FUCKING HELL.

JC Staff Mokushiroku – MAYBE IF YOU LIKE FUCKING GAY JC STAFF SHOWS SERIOUSLY WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY EVEN MAKE THIS IT’S JUST ALL OF THEIR SHITTY SHOWS FROM THE PAST THREE YEARS THROWN TOGETHER AND RIPPING OFF BAKEMONOGATARI FOR GOOD MEASURE ALSO KUROKO’S VOICE
Gay Butlers 37 (which is the amount of dicks the gay butlers have sucked) – THIS IS LITERALLY ABOUT GAY BUTLERS
Even Shittier Kimikiss – IF YOU WATCH THIS YOU ARE THE CANCER KILLING ANIME AND ALSO YOU LITERALLY HAVE CANCER IRL TOO
Not Regios s2, In Fact It Doesn’t Even Have Felli At All – WHY THE FUCK DIDN’T YOU JUST ADAPT THE FELLI 4KOMA INSTEAD??? ALSO APPARENTLY THIS GARBAGE IS SCHEDULED FOR 26 EPISODES WHAT THE FUCK
Campanella Mokushiroku – MIZUHASHI’S CHARACTER IS FUCKING CUTE AS HELL AND IF YOU DISAGREE PLEASE REFER TO THE TOP OF THIS POST
Mitsudo Moe – HAHA IF YOU THOUGHT THE TITLE ACTUALLY HAD THE WORD MOE IN IT YOU’RE A FAG. ALSO NAMING ANIMALS AFTER SEXUAL ORGANS IS TERRIFYINGLY HILARIOUS (THE PRECEDING SENTENCE WAS SARCASM)
Not Seitokai no Ichizon, therefore shit – REFER TO TITLE
Sekirei s2 - THIS IS LIKE ARODUC’S FAVORITE SHOW OR SOME SHIT I DON’T EVEN KNOW MAN
28 Boobs Later – HI MY NAME IS MADHOUSE AND I’M LITERALLY ONLY GOING TO ANIMATE HALF OF THE EPISODE. MAYBE NO ONE WILL NOTICE IF I PUT ENOUGH PANTYSHOTS AND BOUNCING BOOBS IN
Anime no Chikara 3: Gay Shit Part 3 – WELL IT’S HARD TO BE WORSE THAN FUCKING NIGHT RAID
DEEN AND HIRANO AND JUMP, THE PERFECT COMBINATION - THE DIRECTOR OF THIS ANIME MUST BE LITERALLY SATAN
Tono to Issho – I DON’T EVEN KNOW WTF THIS IS BUT IT’S PROBABLY GAY
Strike Witches 2 – THE ONLY GOOD SHOW. IF YOU’RE NOT WATCHING THIS, YOU PROBABLY THINK EUGENICS IS A SOUND IDEA
Shiki – STOP KILLING OFF CHARACTERS IN EPISODE 1 IT IS NEITHER INTERESTING NOR ORIGINAL ALSO GACKT LOL
Asobi ni Ikuyo – GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE GIVE THIS SHOW A 10 OUT OF 10
Sengoku Basara II - IDK.

ANYTHING I DIDN’T WRITE ABOUT IS GAY. LIKE YOU.

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Eroge review: Muvluv Alternative

By Moogy on June 13, 2010

Muvluv Alternative
A fairy tale of love and courage
by âge

And with review two I’ll be launching into previously explored territory, the most exciting territory of them all. See, TakaJun and Ixrec have already reviewed this game, so it seems just a bit redundant for me to be writing another one, right?

Well, with no offense intended to either party, I find TakaJun and Ixrec’s reviews to be, shall we say, lacking. They don’t do a very good job of explaining what the game is actually about and what people should expect from it – and given that it’s currently being translated (the series itself, at least), I feel that the English fanbase deserves more of a rounded sort of opinion on the game, rather than a straight rundown of likes and dislikes.

Also, I liked the game a hell of a lot. I’d go as far as to call it my favorite eroge as of the writing of this review (sorry, SubaHibi).

On another note, I’m well aware that the game has many problems and “sticking points,” so I’ll try to do my best to point those out.

And finally, I’m aware that it may seem a bit odd that I’ve written this review without having reviewed the original Muvluv beforehand – and thus the question of why, indeed, I did not write a review of the original arises. Well, the answer is rather simple indeed: it doesn’t deserve a review. It’s something you have to play in order to get to Alternative and not really anything more than that. So sorry to fans of extraordinarily unfunny conversations about food.

Anyway, past the jump for the review. Read the rest of this entry »

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Eroge review: Dra†KoI

By Moogy on May 24, 2010

竜†恋／Dra†KoI
or: The Question of How a Hero Should Slay His Lovestruck Dragon and Bring Their Romance to a Conclusion
by Nitro+ and Haganeya Jin

Salutations, salutations. I’ve decided to finally get off my lazy ass and write up an eroge review or two. We’ll be starting with a short gem of a game from Nitro+ – one that I personally hold in higher regard than Saya no Uta. That said, I am also aware that Dra†KoI likely holds less appeal than Saya (or perhaps even the majority of other Nitro+ games) for the average reader.

Clearly, what this means is that I am not the average reader. By which I mean I am out of my fucking mind, which is why this is my favorite Nitro+ game out of all the ones I’ve yet played.

Anyway, enough about that. Let’s get to the actual review. Read the rest of this entry »

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Dickinson and SCA-JI

By Moogy on April 14, 2010

Quick something I found while playing Subarashiki Hibi the other day.

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fucking anime, fucking :words:

By Moogy on April 11, 2010

All right bitches I haven’t updated this shit in like forever but that’s just ’cause I’ve got plans yo, big fucking plans, so fucking hold the shit on all right.

However, I am feeling generous tonight, so I shall bestow upon ye a post about the new season of ~ANIMU~. Past the break, etc. Read the rest of this entry »

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The Problems with Bakatest

By Moogy on February 21, 2010

Yes, I mad.

And yes, I’m spergin’ hard.

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i changed my mind

By Moogy on February 11, 2010

ladies vs. butlers is the best show this season and the following list of names is why:

kawasumi ayako
nakahara mai
kugimiya rie
koshimizu ami
tomatsu haruka
hanazawa kana
gotou yuuko
gotou mai

that is all. good night

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Winter 2010 in haiku form

By Moogy on January 15, 2010

Chu-Bra – This is not kosher. What the hell, ZEXCS? Everything is wrong.
Sora no Woto – Actual merit. K-ON Alternative. Cannot believe it.
Ladies vs. Butlers – Awful, awful shit. But, Nakahara Mai. Do not know if want.
Omamori Himari - Abundance of breasts. Serious, ZEXCS? Furry sluts, uh huh.
BakaTest - Not Shaft, but it is. Trap fanservice, fucking A. Mizuhashi, go!
Dance in the Vampire Bund – Loli vampire. Unexpected it is not. Oh, Shinbou.
Durarara – Product placement, eh? Isaac and Miria, too. I can work with this.
Ookamikakushi – Damn, Ryuukishi. Recycled material? Could be worse, I guess.
Seikon no Qwaser – Jesus Christ, fuck this. Jesus Christ, fucking fuck this. Jesus Christ, fuck this.
Hanamaru Kindergarten – So very boring. Almost fell asleep, for real. Not so good, Gainax.

(Japanese pronunciations/syllables used for ZEXCS (zekushizu), K-ON (keion), and names.)

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Why do people think Railgun has good production values?

By Moogy on January 6, 2010

I’m not even going to rant about people enjoying the show, but…

I’ve seen tons of people praise Railgun for the quality of its art and animation.

Excuse me, what? This shit is outright QUALITY garbage at times, and half-assed at all others. I don’t know how it can look so bad without a single Korean name in the credits, but it sure manages it!

JC Staff is seriously just milking the hell out of this shit by putting zero effort (and lots of filler!) into it. I want Index s2 already, just because Index actually looked decent.

I am very angry on the internet. Argh.

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