July Eroge OverviewPosted 29 July 2011 by teruterubouzu
Hello. I am someone who is most likely not teru, the post may say posted by teruterubouzu but I am most definitely not.
There have been various complaints at a certain place about a certain site regarding false and/or extremely biased and misleading overviews of new monthly eroge releases. Since I spend a day every month doing extensive research on eroge, it was suggested I use this time to offer a more insightfully half-assed look at newly released eroge to the uneducated masses. This amounts to saying mostly nonsensical crap and perhaps mentioning dumb pointless things like voice actors and illustrators and writers, so yes probably more informative than Mr. Green. Moogy is incapable of doing this since he is a fag who bashes moege and only cares about this ludicrously meretricious thing called “writing quality” so he has left the task to me. Although he will probably add his own comments to the games he cares about, let us ignore them.
Also holy crap why am I talking like this is this blog syndrome.
At the end of every month I watch a video posted on nico containing monthly information about eroge releases, release dates, staff, price, voice actors, etc etc. It is very convenient.
This month’s video.
The reason I do this at the end of every month is a complete mystery and should not be questioned, however, if this somehow gets enough attention and people give enough of a crap for me to do an overview as soon as the next month’s video is released I will consider it.
This month’s delays.
07/29→08/26 D-EVE in you(Twinkle)
07/29→08/26 ダイヤミック・デイズ(Lump of Sugar)
Note that I will not comment on every game but I will probably comment on the games that have been introduced with a movie in the video. And I will not romanize shit screw you. I will probably ignore the games that have been delayed. Also I’m too lazy to bother posting pretty pictures and filling this with eye candy, but I will link to the official sites. You must be over 18 and all that jazz to click said links.
So let’s start.
Movies that couldn’t be introduced for various reasons last month and so were put into this month’s video:
Holy shit why the fuck is josou sanmyaku the first thing screw that.
Overdrive’s 6th project, super atsui manly hero eroge that looks like it belongs on TV. If you want to experience what it is like to be a SEIGI NO MIKATA here it is.
Moogy comment: Looked interesting at first because it has the same writer as Baldr Force but I’m not a fan of the company and it seems too short to do anything interesting so I passed.
久遠の絆 -THE ORIGIN-
This was supposed to be some really good galge from 1998 that XUSE remade into an eroge for whatever reason. I don’t know much more. Original has 87 on erogamescape. This one doesn’t have pretty scores so far.
花魁艶紅 -オイラン ルージュ-
Brothel management game. I’m too busy playing a ryokan management game released like last month by softhousechara instead. This looks like a proper management game instead of a porn focused game, the system page is huge. Thought I recognized that genga name, an eromangaka.
よめはぴ～You Make Happy!～
Telecards (Messe Sanoh wins)
You know for a game with four genga this has pretty consistent character visuals. A moege with a focus on bride/wife. The protag is lonely and has no friends. BUT WAIT HE HAS AN OSANANAJIMI THAT LOVES HIM I THINK I’VE SEEN THIS CONTRADICTION BEFORE ELSEWHERE but she’s pretty damned cute at least. Oh hey sakakibara voices lolikyonyuu. Well enjoy your icharabuecchi.
Moege written by SCA-JI and a few others, genga by karory and Korie Riko. Probably guaranteed to make you laugh your ass off. Site keeps going down. Concept of game is that all heroines have some sort of crazy sexual quirk. Super tsundere turns M, imouto loves her onii-chan so much she cannot stop herself from masturbating, etc etc. I need a crazy ecchi imouto like that.
Moogy comment: Looks funny and is by Sca-JI so I will probably check it out. Getting very good EGS scores atm.
Telecards are boring. Sequel-like thing to Imouto Smile. I respect the writer who’s on this, same guy who did imouto smile too, I know he can write good stuff, but man, enough imouto junk.
Telecards and stuff (Shinku is pretty hot yes)
Favourite’s new game, lately known for their success with Hoshizora no Memoria. Different writer. Godly op song. Seems to be a story about mysterious magic and alternate world traveling and stuff. Looking forward to this. Apparently Shinku only has one eroscene. Kazuhiro’s painting style changed but I welcome it. I like the character designs overall.
Moogy comment: Wasn’t a big fan of the writing style in the trial. Waiting on comments.
Telecards (I’m always a fan of hadaka ribbon and telecards tend to have them)
Peassoft school festival ojousama moege. There is love under a fustian petticoat as well as a silk farthingale. Run away from Aoyama. I’d bone that maid.
シキガミ (Site blocks gaijin)
Telecards (ah more hadaka ribbon and white sukumizu how wonderful)
Game eroge by akabee soft 2 try. War simulation. Their last one kind of stunk but I’ll give this one a shot anyway. …I think I recognize this pixel artist. Characters look pretty cute overall, so that’s a plus for me. Protag crossdresses and enjoys it, is called onee-sama at school. Appears to have no seiyuu I’m sick of hearing and twins! Definitely a get at least.
You know I’m going to let Moogy fanboy over this and not say anything. But I’ll admit Ayame is very cute. Watch Moogy blow up the font size or something. (I would never engage in such yabo na mane)
Moogy comment: Been looking forward to this for some months now. By one of my favorite writers, Shumon Yuu and seems guaranteed to be excellent. Playing at the speed of light.
You know, I played the prequel of this. And beat it. A dragon girl raising RPG with sakakibara voiced heroine it was. It was really bad. Overall just. Bad. So I have to play this too. Because a girl they just said bye to and ignored forever comes back as a heroine now. And she’s chatani voiced so I have no choice. It appears it comes with オナニーCD if you preorder it. Cool.
I guess you can get this to create your ideal girl and dress her up. That’s what I’ll be doing probably. I’ll make the most beautiful 3D girl and show it off. Face shape customizing is pretty deep man, and you can even tweak hair. The customizing features seem very extensive but… well we all know how terrible teamtime is with model motions and physics. Why won’t they learn from illusion. Why won’t illusion learn about anti-alias from them.
Enjoy Triangle’s magical girl nukige.
The genre is “Erotic Human Novel”. This has made me curious ever since I’ve first seen a few months back. It is supposedly a remake of a doujin game and I saw a few comments about NTR… which kind of makes me sway away a bit. But the site doesn’t really give me that impression. I’ll have to wait on erogamescape reviews. Either way it looks depressing as hell.
ブレイズハート (blocks foreign access)
Transforming Ninja Fighting Moe game with probably a lot of ryoujoku ero considering their previous game. If you want cute ryoujoku here you go.
Tiny Dungeon ～BIRTH for YOURS～
Third in the series. Now I have them all. Now I can finally play. Sometime. Maybe. Unless there’s more.
Ogura Yui has been in and is in everything this year. Not that I mind.
Personal grabs for this month: Shikigami (シキガミ), Ayame-tan moe (天使の羽根を踏まないでっ), ikikoi (いきなりあなたに恋している), iroseka (いろとりどりのセカイ), Tiny Dungeon, those three other games.
There we go. That took a hell lot longer than I thought it would take. I’ll continue monthly if people find this somewhat informative/amusing, if not then I’ll never do it again and you can go elsewhere for your eroge overviews.